A friend emailed the following story to me today. This is the tweaked version. Enjoy. 🙂
THE WORLD’S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?”
The girl said: “NO!”. And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, always had a clean house, never cooked, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t gain weight, traveled more, had fun going on dates, had plenty of money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the movies, never had to watch sports, never wore friggin’ lacy lingerie that went up her butt crack, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End